![]() 08/18/2015 at 10:56 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Everything is wrong with this idea, this pricing model, everything.
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Holy fuck. Damn, I’ll just take the $20 or whatever and buy my kid a stuffed toy at Toys R Us they can take home with them.
$10 = 20 Min and I don’t even get a happy ending? Fuck that.
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:01 |
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looks like furrybait to me
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:03 |
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It’s amazing what people will actually spend real money on. Even I realize that buying a smart was a shitty great decision!
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:06 |
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I saw some of these cruising around our local mall. Every kid, whether a gum-smacking pre-teen or barely old enough to hang on, had a big stupid grin planted on their face. It may not be a great deal in terms of miles per dollar, but I think it is a great deal when measured by smiles per dollar.
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:18 |
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I fucking hate these things so much. Theyre worse than preteens flying around the mall on heelies (the shoes with the wheel in the heel).
I see these things driving around, into crowds up people and the parents think it’s just cute as hell. No. Cut that shit out because I’m not budging when you’re little monster comes flying at me in one and I’m sure you signed a waiver when you rented it.
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:29 |
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I’ve never ever seen these before but they seem kinda scary seeing what others say. I could imagine the chaos these would cause in my town fill of the elderly (median age around 70)
![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:36 |
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Since I haven’t been to a shopping mall in, approximately, 8 years...what is this?
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![]() 08/18/2015 at 11:43 |
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Wait, $5 for 10 minutes and $10 for 20 minutes? Which should I choose? I hate confusing price structures!
Still seems like a better deal than our mall’s $3 electric train ride, which lasts 5 minutes tops.
![]() 08/18/2015 at 15:01 |
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Oh man, and can you imagine the germs those things carry around? Being passed around from kid to kid, each with a blatant disregard for covering a sneeze and washing their sticky little hands?